Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

This literally happened a couple of days ago at work... it was during closing time, the store was quite empty and my co-worker buddy Jaclyn and I were just having nonsense chitchat as usual.

Suddenly the topic came up about clubbing and dancing, and I told her about my experiences in clubs in Korea.



The way Koreans dance in clubs is definitely different...the only way I can describe it is like... if you stood straight all facing one way, didn't move your feet and just stood there stiff... and bucked back and forth. Maybe a little head bob included. Really unappealing. But that's just my opinion. It's kind of like how the fish dance in Spongebob Squarepants if you've ever seen that. But if that isn't enough, HERE'S A GIF.


I felt like sometimes when my friends and I went out dancing, we were the obnoxious foreigners that just knocked everyone over with our spastic American dance moves. (aka the best kind of dance moves)

But anywho, I was describing to Jaclyn how these guys would dance up to you like that with this terrible pelvic thrust type move and try to get you to dance with them, but it turned out to be a trainwreck...

He couldn't of come in at the worst sentence fragment and the worst... everything.

God I hope it's on the security cameras.